Anjo
He's too busy for the Culb because of his constant volunteering. What happened to you man? You used to be cool.

fank
He looks like Moby with Eminem hair, so fans of both artists hate him.

Ian
He has promised to voluntarily run the Culb during "off-season", which is every four months when he's out of school. He volunteered, just like he willfully signed up to be a member in the first place.

Janet
Since she moved back to Toronto, she reads trashy articles on the internet during the day and plays SimCity 3000 every Saturday night.

TKO
If you catch his attention in any way, he's gonna freeze you like Mr. Freeze does, after mailing you killer bats like Batman does.